1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinetexample number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
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he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream
Crying hysterical tears
lolololololololol
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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
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